Observations – 10/6/2013

Time for a few new observations. These are ones,  I had made over the weekend.  I promise that after reading this batch, you will have a new lease on life.  If not, well…. you’re just reading them wrong I guess.

What I believe happens when a woman discovers a new speed setting on her vibrator.

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I was looking through some old photo albums and found an old class picture…. Can you guess witch one is me?

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At the Hot Lard day care…. Two babies enter, only one will leave.

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I’m sure he is just telling her ghost stories under there.

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A Hot Lard fan asked me to text her a picture of my penis….. So this is what I sent.

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I really hate peeing after sex…

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Since the show was cancelled, the Planet Express building has fallen into disrepair.

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So….. This is Yoga…… Yeah, I could get into this, I guess.

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I believe that for some, this replaces Disney Land as the happiest place on earth.

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I’ve really started getting into art…

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This reminds me of those pee dreams I have…

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This is what it’s like for me coming into the office on Monday, after a week of vacation.

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Goddammit!!! You put clear and brown bottles in the same can again….

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Meanwhile, at Burger King…

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Physics wins again!!!

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The government shutdown has affected PBS particularly hard.

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Grimace has had it with your shit…

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This is quite possibly the happiest cat on the planet.

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You only have one chance to make a first impression….

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I bet this just scares the shit out of vegetarians… It makes me hard.

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I believe my house is haunted…. and the ghost does not like my cat.

You need to click on the gif to see it.

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The scale of success is not at the same level for all….

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Just finished watching The Notebook with some friends…

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Sometimes I weep when I think about our countries future.

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There is nothing quite like sharing a great view with a friend…

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I miss the days when, “Fly the Friendly Skies” really meant something…

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It doesn’t matter how sweet and sentimental the moment is….. There is always someone there to fuck with it.

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Is it just me…. Or is this a picture of a snowman committing suicide with his children?

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And finally….

You ever wonder what a horse sees???

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I just lost another follower…

I lost another follower…  And it just kills me when that happens. I’m serious, it hurts me to my core.

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What did I do wrong?

Was it something I said?

Was it something I didn’t say?

Is there anything I can do to win you back????

Sigh…. Like the old saying goes, “Once a love is truly lost, there is no winning it back. All one can do, is work twice as hard on the next love”.

Or…..

I could just hunt them down and do something really despicable to them.

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Yeah…. That’s a much better plan.

My Thoughts by Ervin Sholpnick – I like Melons

I like melons….

No, I LOVE melons!!!!

The more the better.

I love all kinds of melons.

I love small melons that fit nicely in your hand and you don’t have to stretch your mouth too much to suck on them.

I love medium melons that feel so go in your face when you dive into them.

But I love big melons the best. I love how they are shaped and feel. I don’t care if I slobber all over them as I stick them in my face.  It’s amazing to watch how big young melons can defy gravity.

Yup… Big, Fat, Tasty, Melons are the Best!!!!

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rmliuWhat!?!?!? This is a picture of me and my favorite big melon….

You thought I was talking about something else, didn’t you? Yeah sick bastard!!!!

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Oh, but here are some nice boobs to look at also…. I like boobies too.

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