So, it’s about time to starting drinking. If you haven’t stopped by the liquor store to pick up your stash, you had better run because the pickings are sure to be slim.
So, what’s everyone doing this year?
Are you going over to Uncle Ted’s house for a night of Pitch and watching Carson “Tool” Daly present Adam Lambert to a crowd of horny hetrosexuals in Times Square?
Or, are you going to the bar to try to score with similarly-desperate female by using the pickup line, “Hey, wanna hunt for bear?”. Which, by the way, I’m told works quite well because chics don’t expect such a crazy line like that.
Or, are you going to be trying to do doing this?
I hope everyone reading has a safe, yet fun (shown above) New Years Eve!!
It’s such a shame that what was probably a good idea on paper, failed miserably in real life. Then again, it could just be because she’s ugly.
This deserves a caption contest, or something. Post your ideas in the comments.
We are starting a new series of posts here at Hot Lard (HL to our friends…. if we had any) We are calling it Classic Comment of the Week. (or CCOTW)
We get some very funny comments from our readers and I feel it a real shame that they may not be getting shared with all of you. So whenever a really good comment comes in (starting now) we will post it and give you praise for the sick and twisted person you are.
This weeks praise goes to gijew for his defense of our latest version of Demotivational posters. You see, it appears that someone by the name of Heath did not like our poster on “Exploration” and he called me a bad person. Thankfully the staff of HL stepped in and bitch slapped Heath up and down the street. But the real kick in the balls came from gijew. He finished this guy off with no mercy whatsoever and for that we salute you!
You can take a look at the comments in the screen shot below, (The honored comment is number 6) or you can find them here
I just chose to do the shanking with my penis…. CLASSIC!!!!!
Keep em coming and we’ll post em.
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
Does this mean I will look good in pants like these?
Because seriously, this isn’t me … i just want to know if Dick Cheney can make me look good in pants very similar to these. He won’t shoot me will he? If he does, I might be inclined to do this:
— Count of Flanders