Here are some more of my observations…
Some people can make me very angry…. You wouldn’t like when I’m angry.
I think the movie Titanic needed more special effects.
I believe my daughter may not be telling the truth when she says she is going to study with her friend Karen.
When the church choir decided it was strapless dress day, it made it very hard to concentrate on the sermon.
My cat really does not want to go for a walk.
We need to make more of an effort to design things for little people.
Not everyone can (Or should) shake that booty.
Engineers should not be allowed to name cars.
Not all computers can handle really good porn.
Some secrets should be kept…. And never told… EVER!!!!
You need to be very careful when choosing a college.
I believe this person could possibly be the next president.
Beauty is only skin deep…. But ugly is to the bone.
I think it is really nice that protesters and police can work together to help this fat guy get his pants off.
The next time I am in a store and my wife says, “I want anal sex… RIGHT NOW!” I’ll look for one of these.
I believe my wife thinks this is what will happen, every time I take the kids out.
It really scares me to think my kids may try underage drinking.
Asians in general are the most cultured and diverse race.
I think the cable guy may be trying to tell me something.
Sensitivity training for the police is very important.
On a hot and sticky day, this is the only way I can get my balls unstuck from my inner thigh.
I have no clue what this is or how to feel about it… But it is wrong on so many levels…