Mr. Positive says…. We’re all in this together. So when this flaming shit turd of a company fails, you get to take half the blame.
If you can’t believe scientific fact… Then what can you believe?
Mr. Positive says, “Running a marathon is like baking a cake. No matter how tired you get.. there is cake at the end”.
Mr. Positive says, “Someday the little people of this stinking planet will bow down and worship the ground I walk on. And if you displease me I will crush your bones under my shoe as you watch your loved ones suffer unimaginable pain and humiliation just to satisfy my blood lust for…. Hello…. Is this thing on???? Ummmmm… You’re doing a great job; keep up the good work”.
Mr. Positive says, “When all else fails, you can always cheat”.
Mr. Positive says, ” A wise man once said… Never listen to anyone who starts a statement with… A wise man once said”.