Hey!!! I just found free fudge in my pants…. oh… wait…. no, that’s poop.
So after spending millions of dollars of the tax payers money to fly his Commander and Chieflyness, her first lady likeness and the Oprah-nator to some third-world shit-hole so they could suck up to the IOC to get the Olympics (YAWN!) in Chicago…. It goes to Rio.
That was money well spent. We didn’t even finish in the top two spots!!! Hell, they could have sent me, a sex starved midget with genital warts, and a one legged Asian hooker with turrets and we could have gotten the same results for a lot less money.
On second thought, from what I know of the IOC, my group may have won the bid.
What was the deciding factor that lost is for us??? Oprah wouldn’t give the chairman of the IOC anal. Dammit Oprah… Take one for the team!!!!
Who the fuck forgot to bring the Pepperidge Farm Cookies, the Wesson oil, and child prostitute for the IOC board?!?!?!?!?!?
Ahhhhhhhhhh….. it’s OK, nobody in this country really gives a rats ass about the Olympics anyway… They’re about as gay as Soccer… About.
Mr. Positive says, “I like it when a co-worker steps into a situation that they may not know much about, but are willing to pitch in and give it their all. I like a good work ethic being implemented between all co-workers. I like it when the right person gets the promotion they truly deserve…. I also like porn.”