Here are a few of my Observations going into the weekend.
I really hate it when they put out S.N.M.G.F.I.E.H.P decorations this far ahead of S.N.M.G.F.I.E.H.P.
This is a sign of a summer well spent.
This car is so gay, it can’t even park straight in the driveway.
Since when are your eyes on the top of your fucking head?
I truly love the arts…
How I feel when a cute girl smiles at me…
What I imaging I actually look like when a cute girl smiles at me.
For some reason. I’m in the mood to listen to Pink Floyd….
Fuck You Kuala Bear…
You need to click on the gif to see it
I actually prefer the alternate ending to The Lion King.
I was asked if I knew “The Walking Dead” started this weekend…
Time for a few new observations. These are ones, I had made over the weekend. I promise that after reading this batch, you will have a new lease on life. If not, well…. you’re just reading them wrong I guess.
What I believe happens when a woman discovers a new speed setting on her vibrator.
I was looking through some old photo albums and found an old class picture…. Can you guess witch one is me?
At the Hot Lard day care…. Two babies enter, only one will leave.
I’m sure he is just telling her ghost stories under there.
A Hot Lard fan asked me to text her a picture of my penis….. So this is what I sent.
I really hate peeing after sex…
Since the show was cancelled, the Planet Express building has fallen into disrepair.
So….. This is Yoga…… Yeah, I could get into this, I guess.
I believe that for some, this replaces Disney Land as the happiest place on earth.
I’ve really started getting into art…
This reminds me of those pee dreams I have…
This is what it’s like for me coming into the office on Monday, after a week of vacation.
Goddammit!!! You put clear and brown bottles in the same can again….
Meanwhile, at Burger King…
Physics wins again!!!
The government shutdown has affected PBS particularly hard.
Grimace has had it with your shit…
This is quite possibly the happiest cat on the planet.
You only have one chance to make a first impression….
I bet this just scares the shit out of vegetarians… It makes me hard.
I believe my house is haunted…. and the ghost does not like my cat.
You need to click on the gif to see it.
The scale of success is not at the same level for all….
Just finished watching The Notebook with some friends…
Sometimes I weep when I think about our countries future.
There is nothing quite like sharing a great view with a friend…
I miss the days when, “Fly the Friendly Skies” really meant something…
It doesn’t matter how sweet and sentimental the moment is….. There is always someone there to fuck with it.
Is it just me…. Or is this a picture of a snowman committing suicide with his children?
You ever wonder what a horse sees???
Still very busy at work. But wanted to bounce a few new observations off of you all. Hopefully I’ll be back to full time blogging in a few weeks.
Oh… and Butt… Fart… Crotch … There you go, it’s now an official Hot Lard post.
I wonder how the movie “The Shining” would have looked if it was filmed in a Target store?
I don’t think this box should be opened….. EVER!!!!
That is a really really long time to wait for your bags…
I really, Really, REALLY hate to open these!!!
I got physically hard when I saw this photos…. I can hardly wait for the sequel.
Daughter has a date tonight… Better start getting ready.
I think I’ll just stay in today….
I bet the clown was very relaxed and satisfied after she finished…
These two always show up early for Dog Poker Night.
Looks like there is a Coke deal going down…
Maybe wearing a coat on picture day was not such a good idea.
I miss my old CAD system…
Why are black people so against Fruit Ninja…
Sometimes I feel like this while climbing the corporate ladder.
It’s always good to keep your priorities straight….
Let’s play Cowboys & Indians… You can be the boobies….
I really hate it when news reporters show up when I’m moving….
I believe “The Life of Pi” would have looked like this, if it was filmed in 2D only.
Please, Please, Please, never drink and drive.
Sometimes, old school is better than nu skool…
If you are bored with the ghost I left you to play with in my last Observations…. Here is something else to keep you occupied for a few hours.