Observations – 10/11/2013

Here are a few of my Observations going into the weekend.

I really hate it when they put out S.N.M.G.F.I.E.H.P decorations this far ahead of S.N.M.G.F.I.E.H.P.

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This is a sign of a summer well spent.

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This car is so gay, it can’t even park straight in the driveway.

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Since when are your eyes on the top of your fucking head?

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Right now you are all looking at the hat with eyes…. But I want to point out his unzipped pants and partially exposed crotch…. You looked didn’t you? I bet you really hate me for that.  dUnI7jh

I truly love the arts…

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How I feel when a cute girl smiles at me…

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What I imaging I actually look like when a cute girl smiles at me.

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For some reason. I’m in the mood to listen to Pink Floyd….

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Fuck You Kuala Bear…

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I actually prefer the alternate ending to The Lion King.

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I was asked if I knew “The Walking Dead” started this weekend…

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Observations – 10/6/2013

Time for a few new observations. These are ones,  I had made over the weekend.  I promise that after reading this batch, you will have a new lease on life.  If not, well…. you’re just reading them wrong I guess.

What I believe happens when a woman discovers a new speed setting on her vibrator.

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I was looking through some old photo albums and found an old class picture…. Can you guess witch one is me?

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At the Hot Lard day care…. Two babies enter, only one will leave.

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I’m sure he is just telling her ghost stories under there.

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A Hot Lard fan asked me to text her a picture of my penis….. So this is what I sent.

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I really hate peeing after sex…

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Since the show was cancelled, the Planet Express building has fallen into disrepair.

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So….. This is Yoga…… Yeah, I could get into this, I guess.

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I believe that for some, this replaces Disney Land as the happiest place on earth.

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I’ve really started getting into art…

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This reminds me of those pee dreams I have…

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This is what it’s like for me coming into the office on Monday, after a week of vacation.

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Goddammit!!! You put clear and brown bottles in the same can again….

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Meanwhile, at Burger King…

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Physics wins again!!!

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The government shutdown has affected PBS particularly hard.

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Grimace has had it with your shit…

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This is quite possibly the happiest cat on the planet.

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You only have one chance to make a first impression….

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I bet this just scares the shit out of vegetarians… It makes me hard.

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I believe my house is haunted…. and the ghost does not like my cat.

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The scale of success is not at the same level for all….

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Just finished watching The Notebook with some friends…

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Sometimes I weep when I think about our countries future.

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There is nothing quite like sharing a great view with a friend…

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I miss the days when, “Fly the Friendly Skies” really meant something…

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It doesn’t matter how sweet and sentimental the moment is….. There is always someone there to fuck with it.

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Is it just me…. Or is this a picture of a snowman committing suicide with his children?

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And finally….

You ever wonder what a horse sees???

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Some “Observations” I have made while being really busy.

Still very busy at work. But wanted to bounce a few new observations off of you all. Hopefully I’ll be back to full time blogging in a few weeks.

Oh… and Butt… Fart… Crotch … There you go, it’s now an official Hot Lard post.

Enjoy,

I wonder how the movie “The Shining” would have looked if it was filmed in a Target store?

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I don’t think this box should be opened….. EVER!!!!

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That is a really really long time to wait for your bags…

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Fuck that…..

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I really, Really, REALLY hate to open these!!!

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I also hate when commercials over act how fucked we are without their product.  QvtS0DR

I often wonder what women dream about…xU0xXxs

I got physically hard when I saw this photos…. I can hardly wait for the sequel.

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Daughter has a date tonight… Better start getting ready.

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I think I’ll just stay in today….

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I bet the clown was very relaxed and satisfied after she finished…

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These two always show up early for Dog Poker Night.

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Looks like there is a Coke deal going down…

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Maybe wearing a coat on picture day was not such a good idea.

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I miss my old CAD system…

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Why are black people so against Fruit Ninja…

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Sometimes I feel like this while climbing the corporate ladder.

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It’s always good to keep your priorities straight….

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Let’s play Cowboys & Indians… You can be the boobies….

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I really hate it when news reporters show up when I’m moving….

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I believe “The Life of Pi” would have looked like this, if it was filmed in 2D only.

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Please, Please, Please, never drink and drive.

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Sometimes, old school is better than nu skool…

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If you are bored with the ghost I left you to play with in my last Observations…. Here is something else to keep you occupied for a few hours.

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