Mr Positive – 10/10/2013

Mr. Positive says…..

Sexual harassment in the work place is a very serious matter that needs to be addressed by all.

Nothing can interrupt the flow of business more than an individual  seeing their co-worker as a conquest rather than a colleague.

Unless of course you are a veterinarian. I don’t really think there are any harassment laws against that. Plus if you have to sink to that level to get laid, you are probably never going to score with a human.

Unless………… You also work as a mortician on the side.

Editor’s Note

I just touched on Sexual Harassment, Bestiality, & Necrophilia in one post…. DAMN I’M GOOD!!!!!

Mr. Positive – 10/3/2013

Mr. Positive says….

To want something does not mean you need it.

An item you “want” is something that would be nice to have, but could never be considered a necessity.

Where something you “need” could be the difference between success and failure.

So the next time I tell you that I “NEED” a drink at 10:30 am. Don’t just sit on your ass and look at me. Get the fuck up and pour it!!!

Mr Positive – 09/30/2013

Mr. Positive says…

Live each day as if it is your last…

But, be ready to accept the consequences, if it is not.

Mr Positive – 9/14/2013

Mr Positive says….

When I think about teamwork…… We succeed.

When I think about the end result…… it gets achieved.

When I think about you……

I touch myself.

Mr. Positive – 9/8/2013

Mr Positive says…

In today’s work environment it takes a strong willed individual to lead their team. In good times and bad, that individual needs to be the rock their team can come to for good advice and a steady hand.

When it is time for you to be that leader, you need to look deep inside yourself to discover the things that make you who you are. What makes you tick? Why you do what you do? You need to learn the real you.  

Then it would probably be a good idea to turn yourself into the authorities for what you learned. You’re a pretty mess up individual and we would all probably be much safer if you were behind bars.   

Mr. Positive – 09/05/2013

Mr. Positive says….

Businesses today put too much trust in a person’s education and too little trust in the person themselves.

Someone with a good work ethic and street smarts is a much better employee than someone with tons of book smarts.

Just look at me, I never learned how to read or write and I turned out just fine……

Wait a minute….. If I cannot read or write, that means….. efk;jef vajern;a aken sa/fkv vcvmsdlm 43$#%@%$ fksmgs

Mr. Positive – 9/2/2013

Mr. Positive says…

Happy Labor day to you all. Today we celebrate the working man & woman.  This country was made great because of the hard working people like you putting this country on your strong backs and towing the load. Also, after today there will only be 112 days left until Christmas and you will have to labor your ass off nonstop to be able to afford your kids X-mas gifts.  

Mr. Positive – 08/27/2013

Mr Positive says….

Leadership is action, not position.

Unless your action is having sex in the office with one of your underlings… In that case, the best position would be “Doggy Style”.

Mr. Positive 8/15/2013

Mr. Positive says…

In these dire times, it is important to remember…. Whoa dude, your breath is killing me.

Mr. Positive 8/12/2013

Congratulations! Your interview went very well. Until you realized you were actually just fucked up on acid and standing naked in a field talking to a squirrel.