Just returned from “Black Friday” shopping. Got the kids everything they’re going to get for X-mas this year.
I never trusted those little fuckers. Once they tried to have their way with me in “It’s a Small World”.
It’s a world of laughter, a world of tears.
It’s world you could get molested in, from a catholic queer.
You can run, you can hide
But you will get semen in your eye.
It’s a small world after all …
Maybe I’m the Ying to the Count’s Yang, the darkness to his light, the down to his up… Well all I really know is that if he is going to do a best of, I HAVE to do a worst of. So beings the Count showed you the good of Tinypic.com, I MUST show you the bad. And let me tell you, it wasn’t hard to find a lot of bad. So for your enjoyment, the worst of what Tinypic.com has to offer.
Can I get an “Ew”?
Try beating off to these you bunch of pervs.
Golly, suddenly I fell real sexy!!!!
We all know the readers can’t get enough porn, especially when we read our viewer emails. The number one subject line (by far) is “watch her come over and over again”.
In the spirit of hotties, we are starting a new series that we like to called Best of… and for our inaugural post, how about some tasty photos from TinyPic!
A big thanks to all the cool dudes who uploaded these pics, and to all the jailbait hotties who emailed these to their wannabe-boyfriends.
Want to see the worst of what Tinypic.com has to offer? If so click here.
With all this talk of corporate bail-outs and the letting go of celebrity endorsers; I wanted to take this moment to let all of our readers know that Hot Lard is going strong. We have not lowered ourselves to ask for a free handout from our government. Plus I’m happy to say that all of our celebrity endorsers will be staying with us. As a matter of a fact, here are a few of the new endorsements for Hot Lard you will be seeing in news papers and magazines in the next few months.