Time for another Hot Lard Caption Contest!
Created: Sept 7, 2007
We have two posts on Hot Lard that promises the reader the opportunity to see a young celebrity’s ripe, supple boobies. Both of which are on the top ten list, (What a big surprise) this is the first, the other is to come. This post was the first 1000 hit post we ever had at HL, which proves that young boobies make for good site traffic. Of course we didn’t give you the boobies right away, you sort of had to work your way through some very scary photos before you were aloud to view the boobies of this 18 year old. But isn’t making the trip half the fun?
Created: Feb 13, 2008
Demotivational Posters Volume #1 set a few milestones for us here at Hot Lard. To begin with it was the first of the demotivational poster series and showed the staff that we actually did have a purpose in life. (Other than mooning the elderly) The second was that this was the first and only post that reached 1000 hits in less than 24 hours. I don’t know if we even had a 1000 hit day before this post.
I guess there is a third and fourth milestone that we don’t really talk about. This was the first post we showed a naked booby and real poo in. After that, we pretty much started to show everything and the site has gone downhill ever since.
Now, I’m not normally the person everyone would call a Wii Fanboy, but the video below is BY FAR the only reason why every guy should buy their lady the Wii Fit:
Last night I created the world’s greatest bacon cheeseburgers. I fried up some of the best thick cut bacon you can find. The burger was made from the choices meats. I used fresh lettuce, onions, and tomatoes from my garden. To top it all off I used BBQ sauce instead of ketchup, and to give it a little kick, I placed hot peppers on the burgers. My mouth took a joy ride to heaven after every bite; I had two of them….
Just 10 minutes ago I created the greatest bacon cheeseburger “turd” the world has ever known. You may want to avoid the restroom for the rest of the day…. or month…. maybe year.
I was browsing the bicycle forums this afternoon (yes, I was… LOL) and came across another reason to believe Wal-Mart is pure evil.
Turns out, a woman was unable to bring her bicycle inside (probably because most bums would love to steal her $600 bike any chance they got). Apparently, Wal-Evil doesn’t allow outside bikes inside their stores because they sell bikes (mind you, Huffy and Murray … hardly to be mistaken for a bike costing more than $50) and it would confuse loss prevention and potentially bring harm to shoppers.
The point the woman made was something I wish to have seen.
I kind of lost my train of thought at that point.
So, we’ve seen this pic … now, how about this one?