FotD – imoiluvbff4evr

I swear, where do these girls come from?  And, how did they learn this stuff?  The girls that came before them sure didn’t participate in such activities.

For some reason, the chics in my computer club and math club didn’t have such carefree episodes as these two hotties.

Oh well, thank god for the internetz.

Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Sleepovers

Yes, your daughter will take off her shirt and Billy will take her picture.  For which, we at Hot Lard say “Thank You!”

Speaking of sleepovers … do any of you female Hot Lard readers have any good sleepover stories you wouldn’t mind sharing?  Ervin is threatening to remove my Admin status if I don’t do something to increase traffic … because as you know, Ervin is obsessed with farm animals, and those are expensive.

Thanks for your support.

Prison Update

I just wanted to let everyone know that my good friend and co-owner of Hot Lard, Ervin, really is out of commission.  According to my inside sources, he found a friend in prison that wasn’t kind to him.

Given your many clues to Ervin’s sexual prowness, rest-assured it isn’t Ervin that is suffering … rather, the ‘Bubba’ who thought he would take advantage of poor Ervin.  I betyou can all imagine the look of shock and fear as ‘Bubba’ was subjected to Ervin’s many horror stories and tall tales of mustangs (horses) and llamas.

Even with his many ventures into barnyard porn and the likes, he did sustain some internal damage that is going to prolong his stay in confinement.  Don’t worry though, he sentence is nearly served and the doctors should have him patched up in no time … he’ll be back on his knees in no time at all.

So to tide everyone over, I thought I’d share a Kodak Moment.

Who’s hungry for Pizza Hut?

Feel free to leave your “well wishes” for Ervin.  He’ll be back very soon, in full-form ready to make everyone vomit all over again.


Father of the Year, so soon in the New Year?

Okay, so Lam Luong and his wife get into an argument.  Things are going well, so Lam Luong decides to toss his four children off a bridge for spite.

Oh; the bridge was 80 feet above some murky water … rescue officials are still searching for bodies.

Here is a photo of the shit-ass:

Hot Lard is starting a year long list of Of The Year nominees.  Here is our first nomination, Lam Luong.  At the end of the year, we’ll have a vote for how many times over the person or persons shall be sent into damnation.

Here is the link to the article over at

In the event the article goes away, here it is:

BAYOU LA BATRE, Alabama (AP) — A man angered after a dispute with his wife confessed to tossing his four young children off a bridge, authorities said Wednesday as they searched murky waters for the bodies.

Lam Luong, 37, told authorities that he drove to the Dauphin Island bridge and dropped the children from a span that reaches 80 feet in places, said Detective Scott Rivera.

Missing and presumed dead were 4-month-old Danny Luong; 1-year-old Lindsey Luong; 2-year-old Hannah Luong; and 3-year-old Ryan Phan. Phan is not the man’s biological child, but Luong raised him from infancy, authorities said.

Luong is charged with four counts of capital murder.

Luong came to coastal Alabama from Vietnam in 1984 and worked in the commercial fishing industry as a shrimper, Police Chief John Joyner and a relative said. He had argued with his wife, Ngoc Phan, before taking the children, he said.

At least three boats were being used in the search, and the Coast Guard was sending another boat and a helicopter, Riva said.

Joyner said he feared the search of the Intracoastal Waterway below the bridge would be hampered by bad weather and choppy waters. The bridge extends from the mainland to Dauphin Island, which lies between the waterway and the Gulf of Mexico.

“It’s been a nightmare,” said Riva.

The couple lived with Phan’s mother at Bayou La Batre, a fishing village with a large Southeast Asian community. Phan’s brother-in-law Kam Phengsisomboun, who is from Thailand, said the couple moved back to the area from Hinesville, Georgia, only a couple of weeks ago.

They argued Sunday night and again Monday, he said. Luong left the home with two of the children, then later came back for the other two, he said.

The family initially feared the children had been traded to support a drug habit, Phengsisomboun said. Luong had a crack cocaine habit and had spent an insurance settlement from an automobile accident rapidly, he said, and authorities confirmed Luong had a history of drug offenses.

Luong reported the children missing Monday, and told police that a woman who had the children failed to return them, authorities said. Phengsisomboun said he was later told by investigators that a witness had seen someone throw a bundle from the bridge and then saw three children in a nearby car.

Phan, 23, was in seclusion Wednesday morning at her mother’s brick home, the front porch cluttered with children’s shoes.