Why do I immediately think of the Twilight movies when I see this?
Monthly Archives: October 2010
Wallpapers to Annoy Your Boss
Today, the lawyerin’ monkeys that control us at the Hot Lard HQ said we could share a few our wallpapers that annoy them the most. You see, the monkeys prefer poo and fleas … those don’t make for very interesting conversation pieces when we get search warrants visits from the cops, checking-up on complaints from the neighbors about loud banjos and screams of penetration. Plus, the monkeys just jump and down furiously while vomiting the shit they just ate from their sister (yes, they’re ALL females … if you catch my drift … we wouldn’t have it any other way).
Jesus … anyway, here you go:
My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick – Public Restrooms
I’ve been told that public restrooms are a breeding ground for germs.
That doesn’t seem right to me…
I believe that anyone should be allowed to breed in them.
Demotivational Posters #40
Ok, two things here….
First, it has been a very long time since I have created any demotivational posters, so I’m sure these suck like your whore of a wife. Of course your whore of a wife sucks pretty good… just ask your neighbors donkey. So we’ll just say that they suck like you…. Where you’d only do it if you were forced to and you’d probably be pretty bad at it.
Second, I’m not really sure if this is truly volume 40 of the poster series. But I’m being lazy and don’t really want to check the site the see what number the last one was, so I figured, “Fuck it” I’ll just say its number 40 and run with it. Besides, if I skipped a few volumes, later on I can use those numbers and say they are the “LOST VOLUMES” and charge a shit load of money for them.
Not to say that our live stock….errrrrrrrrrr I mean devoted readers are stupid and gullible. I just think that I’m that much more smarter than you and could get one over on yah.
Enjoy, you turds.
Ervin
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