Hot Lards Foray into Yahoo Answers Part #11 (Girls Only)

This next question and answer session proves that Dr. Sholpnick is not limited by any type of boundaries. This question was asked by a girl and she wanted answers from the weaker sex only. As you will see, The Dr is in and is taking all patients.

But on this series, we are making it a little harder for you to figure out what the Ervin Sholpnick educated answer is. All the avatars for each answer has been removed. Can you find the correct answer? Of course we mean the Sholpnick answer.

Have you figured out the best (Ervin Sholpnick) answer. Here’s a hint. It has half of the votes for best answer.

Best non-Shlopnick answer…

Not often is the DR. upstaged on an answer. But the following was so…… well? It is defiantly a qualifier for the TMI award.

Ummmmmm, thanks…. I guess.

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Hot Lards Foray into Yahoo Answers Part #8 (The Virgin)

Helping someone to discover the sticky world of sexual activity is something I take great joy in doing. I would get a much greater joy if they would let me watch or even video tape it. But that is for another time.

What we have here is a lost little virgin that would like to get his cherry popped but is afraid to make the first move. Dr. Shlopnick to the rescue!!!!

Dear Luv-My-G (I’m assuming the “G” is for…. Grandma?) Do not listen to these fools. For they are but small spew drops of miss information in the ever growing vagina of knowledge.

Allow me to paint the face of sexual exploration you so desire to learn about.

Whew! I need to cigarette.

Hot Lards Foray into Yahoo Answers Part#7 – Ice Breaker

One of the hardest things for a person to do is find a good “Ice Breaker” to start a conversation with someone you like. I used to have the same problem until I met Dr. Ervin Shlopnick. Now I have no trouble at all starting an interesting conversation with a stranger or cute girl…or sheep… or Barbie doll… or… Well you get my point.

This poor soul has found a guy she would like to talk with, but has no opening lines to use. Dr. Shlopnick the the rescue!!!!

Check out some of the lame ice breakers these social misfits try to force upon this young lady.

OK, Kelsey Take out your pen and paper because the Shlop-inator is going to school you in the art of conversation.

It’s not easy being this good. That’s why you should leave it to the professionals.
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