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Hot Lard has passed the 100K mark!
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Hot Lards “Final” Foray into Yahoo Answers (The Doctor is Out)
It appears that Yahoo was not happy with the services that Dr. Shlopnick was providing.
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Guess it’s time for a new career…
Or user name.
Hot Lards Foray into Yahoo Answers Part #11 (Girls Only)
This next question and answer session proves that Dr. Sholpnick is not limited by any type of boundaries. This question was asked by a girl and she wanted answers from the weaker sex only. As you will see, The Dr is in and is taking all patients.
But on this series, we are making it a little harder for you to figure out what the Ervin Sholpnick educated answer is. All the avatars for each answer has been removed. Can you find the correct answer? Of course we mean the Sholpnick answer.
Have you figured out the best (Ervin Sholpnick) answer. Here’s a hint. It has half of the votes for best answer.
Best non-Shlopnick answer…
Not often is the DR. upstaged on an answer. But the following was so…… well? It is defiantly a qualifier for the TMI award.
Ummmmmm, thanks…. I guess.
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Hot Lards Foray into Yahoo Answers Part #10 (Best Answer)
Finally someone on Yahoo Answers gets it. Dr. Sholpnick finally gets rewarded for all his hard work.
Three thumbs down and still a best answer.
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Hot Lards Foray into Yahoo Answers Part #8 (The Virgin)
Helping someone to discover the sticky world of sexual activity is something I take great joy in doing. I would get a much greater joy if they would let me watch or even video tape it. But that is for another time.
What we have here is a lost little virgin that would like to get his cherry popped but is afraid to make the first move. Dr. Shlopnick to the rescue!!!!
Dear Luv-My-G (I’m assuming the “G” is for…. Grandma?) Do not listen to these fools. For they are but small spew drops of miss information in the ever growing vagina of knowledge.
Allow me to paint the face of sexual exploration you so desire to learn about.
Whew! I need to cigarette.
Hot Lards Foray into Yahoo Answers Part#7 – Ice Breaker
One of the hardest things for a person to do is find a good “Ice Breaker” to start a conversation with someone you like. I used to have the same problem until I met Dr. Ervin Shlopnick. Now I have no trouble at all starting an interesting conversation with a stranger or cute girl…or sheep… or Barbie doll… or… Well you get my point.
This poor soul has found a guy she would like to talk with, but has no opening lines to use. Dr. Shlopnick the the rescue!!!!
Check out some of the lame ice breakers these social misfits try to force upon this young lady.
OK, Kelsey Take out your pen and paper because the Shlop-inator is going to school you in the art of conversation.
It’s not easy being this good. That’s why you should leave it to the professionals.
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Hot Lards Foray into Yahoo Answers Part #5 – The Wussy
Dr. Ervin Shlopnick to the rescue….. Again
This poor guy needed to ask if he was a wussy. Normally a fellow is self-aware enough to make that call on his own. But I’m afraid this wuss is so far gone that he is not aware of his own wussy-ness.
Look at the lies these uncaring and unfeeling emotional vampires are feeding him.
OK, it’s time to get this mamas boy straighten out.
I like to help….. But I’m getting tired and want to masturbate so I think this may be my last one for a while.
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Hot Lards Foray into Yahoo Answers Part #4 – First Kiss
Ah, young lust. There is nothing more special than a teenager’s first step into the wonderful world of carnal knowledge. Thank goodness Dr. Ervin Shlopnick is here to guide this adventurous teen down the safe and secure path that is known as, “The First Kiss”.
Oh my little dear Chelsea, do not listen to these nave folk that has no experience in the world of Relationship Enhancement.
Finally, here are the words of reassurance you have been looking for.
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Hot Lards Foray into Yahoo Answers Part #3 – 1 guy, 2 girls, and a baby
Once I start helping people I just can’t stop. Here is yet another instance of me giving and giving until it hurts. But it is a good hurt.
Once again this lost soul is getting advise from the unknowing and untrained public. They just don’t understand the hurt, Dammit!!!
Don’t worry kiddo, Ervin Shlopnick is here to make that hurt go away.
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