Hot Lards Foray into Yahoo Answers Part #8 (The Virgin)

Helping someone to discover the sticky world of sexual activity is something I take great joy in doing. I would get a much greater joy if they would let me watch or even video tape it. But that is for another time.

What we have here is a lost little virgin that would like to get his cherry popped but is afraid to make the first move. Dr. Shlopnick to the rescue!!!!

Dear Luv-My-G (I’m assuming the “G” is for…. Grandma?) Do not listen to these fools. For they are but small spew drops of miss information in the ever growing vagina of knowledge.

Allow me to paint the face of sexual exploration you so desire to learn about.

Whew! I need to cigarette.

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