Mr Positive – 10/10/2013

thumbs-up-low-resMr. Positive says…..

Sexual harassment in the work place is a very serious matter that needs to be addressed by all.

Nothing can interrupt the flow of business more than an individual  seeing their co-worker as a conquest rather than a colleague.

Unless of course you are a veterinarian. I don’t really think there are any harassment laws against that. Plus if you have to sink to that level to get laid, you are probably never going to score with a human.

Unless………… You also work as a mortician on the side.

Editor’s Note

I just touched on Sexual Harassment, Bestiality, & Necrophilia in one post…. DAMN I’M GOOD!!!!!

Starting a new campaign to get more readers.

Believe it or not, I actually had one of the lard posters from the previous post and was working on it as part of my new campaign to get more readers to Hot Lard. (Shana you have good taste)

I just don’t feel that there are enough people out there that are experiencing the joy & horror that this happy little blog can force feed them. So it’s time I reach out and touch (Leaguelly this time) those who have not read the words of wisdom this prophet of the blogisphere has delivered. I need to awaken the sleeping and shout to the world that Hot Lard is here to stay, so you may as well get fucking used to it.

Below is my first campaign poster. Please take time to read it’s wisdom and then go forth and share it with the world….

I mean it, go forth and tell people about this shit…. No really go forth…. Dude, just get the fuck out of here!!!

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