I’m sure you’re all wondering what the hell all the “Mr. Positive” posts are about?
Well you see, the attitude around the Hot Lard offices has been really shitty lately… (Geesh, you seduce one employees cat and the hole fucking office goes ape shit)
So I’ve decide to help the companies morale by placing these motivational posters in everyone’s torture chamber… errrrrrrrrrrr I mean cubicles.
And it seems to be working. Office drive by shootings are down .25% and it appears that only the weak are committing suicide again.
It feels really nice to do good things for your livestock… errrrrrrrrr I mean employees.
To see what posters I have hung so far, click here
Just want to take a moment to remember the late great Michael Jackson….
OK, IT’S SAFE FOR ALL THE LITTLE BOYS TO COME OUT OF HIDING NOW. HE CAN’T RAPE YOUR ASS ANY MORE !!!
Sniff… I’m all broken up.
Mr. Positive says, “A good work ethic and dedication are two sure-fire ways for advancement within your company…. Of course having pictures of your CEO covered in whip cream and Boy Scout troop 57 wouldn’t hurt either
Mr Positive says, ” Every day gives you the opportunity to impress your co-workers. And every night… the opportunity to bury them”.
Mr Positive says, ” Your boss does not know that the smile on your face is from the daydreams you have of killing him. So that gives you the element of suprise”.