About Mr. Positive.

thumbs up low resI’m sure you’re all wondering what the hell all the “Mr. Positive” posts are about?

Well you see, the attitude around the Hot Lard offices has been really shitty lately… (Geesh, you seduce one employees cat and the hole fucking office goes ape shit)

So I’ve decide to help the companies morale by placing these motivational posters in everyone’s torture chamber… errrrrrrrrrrr I mean cubicles.

And it seems to be working. Office drive by shootings are down .25% and it appears that only the weak are committing suicide again.

It feels really nice to do good things for your livestock… errrrrrrrrr I mean employees.

To see what posters I have hung so far, click here

Mr.Positive 6/27/2009

Mr Positive says, “A good employee uses the weekend to help themselves recharge, to be ready to go for the workweek ahead …. The rest of us use the weekend to help us forget our jobs and pray they don’t make us give a urine sample on Monday.thumbs up low res

RIP Michael Jackson

Just want to take a moment to remember the late great Michael Jackson….

OK, IT’S SAFE FOR ALL THE LITTLE BOYS TO COME OUT OF HIDING NOW. HE CAN’T RAPE YOUR ASS ANY MORE !!!

Sniff… I’m all broken up. michael-jackson-tattoo

Mr Positive 06/24/2009

thumbs up low resMr. Positive says, “A good work ethic and dedication are two sure-fire ways for advancement within your company…. Of course having pictures of your CEO covered in whip cream and Boy Scout troop 57 wouldn’t hurt either