Christmas has arrived early here on Hot Lard, enjoy!!
Ever look at a picture and wonder what the people in the shot are thinking?
But here are a bunch of photos that where taken with the “Thought Filter” on, so you can see what they were thinking.
I know you didn’t ask for it… Nobody asked for the horror known as Justin Bieber either, but we all have to suffer through it though.
Sorry to make you go through another batch of those… At least it wasn’t Justin Bieber.
Please take this card as a token of our appreciation to you… Our wonderful readers… this Christmas holiday.
Yeah, I know, it is pretty much a piece of shit. I believe it took our art depart all of thirty seconds to slap the damn thing together and post it… I really hate those bastards and would like to see them all fired… or taste their own blood. But hey, what can one do? It’s hard to find an art department that will agree to wear full-body leather suits and ball-gags at work.
Beings this card sucks so much, I’ve decided to have the illegitimate children of our staff come up with their own sweet little Christmas cards for our readers. You can see them below.
Or if you like, you can view last years Christmas special here, https://hotlard.wordpress.com/2008/12/12/demotivational-posters-christmas-special/ because we are too cheep to do a new one this year.
Happy Christmas to you all…. Except you, yes you, you know who I’m talking about.
Managing Director of Smell My Finger and Tape Worm
Are you tired of watching those Lexus Christmas commercials every year. You know the ones, where they try to make it look like that average Joe-Blows like you and me can give a $50,000 car to our loved one on Christmas. Instead of the truth where some snotty bitch gets a new car from her blood thirsty corporate husband?
Well here is what I think would be a realistic Lexus Christmas commercial.
Click on photo for a better look.