Hot Lard Flashback – A Pony for my Daughters Birthday

Here is another post I did back in the 2007 – 2008 time frame. I’m particularly proud of this one, because I posted it on Yahoo Answers and asked folks if I did the right thing getting my daughter a pony for her birthday. After reading it…. AND TAKING IT SERIOUSLY!!! People went ape shit with their replies. The one I picked as the “Best Answer” was classic, and reaffirmed my belief that you did not need the be a member of MENSA to give advise on Yahoo Answers.  I wish I could show you the responses I got on Yahoo, but…. my account sort of got suspended shortly after that. I logged on to Yahoo Answers this last weekend and my account is still suspended…. Some 5 years later.

Click here to be taken to the 2009 reposting of this wonderfully heart warming story of a man and his quest to get his daughter the one thing that she wanted most for her birthday

… Oh and there’s a mention of cream corn wrestling in it also, I think.

Enjoy

A few stills from the up coming JJ Abrams, Star Wars Episode VII

I believe the “Force” will “Live Long & Prosper”.

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Topless Photo of Amanda Bynes

Every now and then a cash cow news scoop just lands in your lap. Then looks up at you and says, use me like a cheap Taiwanese hooker with one leg and no short term memory.

……and that is exactly what has happened here.

It appears that one of Amanda Bynes many personalities got loose with her body in front of a camera and decided to take her shirt and bra off.

Click on the thumbnail below to take you to the location we have the picture saved. It’s too steamy to to keep it on the front page. This is a classy site after all.

 

 

Even more horrible truths Nintendo does not want you to know

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Kim Kardashian weighs in on the George Zimmerman trial

Does a Bear shit in the woods…?

Can’t say for sure…. But he does do his laundry there.

HOT LARD EXCLUSIVE….. A first look at the Star Wars VII set

I can hardly wait to see this!!!!

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More horrible truths Nintendo does not want you to know

 

 

 

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The Scariest Movie of the Summer

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Demotivational Posters #41

It has been nearly three years since I have last created a demotivational poster. So I decided to start out small (only 9 entries this time) in hopes to get the hang of doing it again.

After finishing I have to admit…. Nope, it just didn’t click.

So after looking at these, if you fall violently ill, just remember, I warned you.

Well there you go…. and remember, if you get sick from these, you have Obamacare to nurse you to the grave… errrrrrrrrrrrrrr I mean back to health.

Not saying you can’t afford your own health insurance… I just know my readers and… Well, most of you don’t have jobs… So, yes, you can’t afford your own health insurance.