Mr. Positive says, ” A wise man once said… Never listen to anyone who starts a statement with… A wise man once said”.
The only part of the baby that can not be consumed is the head. And it must be disposed of properly.
Mr. Positive says, “Remember, after making a statement, a good manger will always make time to listen to the response of their employees….. But before you say anything, I need to go take a massive dump”.
Mr. Positive says, “I think…. No wait, I believe…. Wait…. hmmmm I give up”.
Mr. Positive says, “I like it when a co-worker steps into a situation that they may not know much about, but are willing to pitch in and give it their all. I like a good work ethic being implemented between all co-workers. I like it when the right person gets the promotion they truly deserve…. I also like porn.”
Mr. Positive says, “Sometimes you have to look defeat square in the eye and say… You win”.