Demotivating the taxpayers- Way to go Merrill Lynch & Bank of America

This one is dedicated to Merrill Lynch and Bank of America. After losing nearly 15 Billion dollars in 2008, Merrill  handed out 3 Billion dollars in bonuses to their well deserving executives.

Then went to Uncle Sam and asked for Billions from the taxpayers to help them stay afloat.

And now Bank of Evil…errrrrrrrrr I mean Bank of America (Merrill Lynch’s new overlords) refuses to let us know who this bonus money went to.

Way to go Merrill Lynch & B of A!!!

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Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Impress Your Date

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This reminds me of the love sonnet I wrote for my ex-girlfriend…

Since meeting you it is hard to deny

The feelings growing in me will never die

You are my morning, my evening, and my April rain

You’re my warm winters evening by the fire; when we are apart my heart pains

It’s alarming how my love for you is growing at such a fast pace

Whenever I see you, I want to crap on your face.

Demotivational Posters Volume #33

It has been a very long time since my last demotivational post. It really is not my fault though; my wife lost the key for the ball-gag and handcuffs so it was hard to do anything with a keyboard for a good while. I do have the handcuffs off now so typing is doable once again. I choose the leave the ball-gag in though, it helps me think. And think I did, I have a whole slew of newly designed lust filled, and politically incorrect demotivational posters just waiting to jump off the page at you and take your soul straight to hell.

Enjoy

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