Wallpapers to Annoy Your Boss

Today, the lawyerin’ monkeys that control us at the Hot Lard HQ said we could share a few our wallpapers that annoy them the most. You see, the monkeys prefer poo and fleas … those don’t make for very interesting conversation pieces when we get search warrants visits from the cops, checking-up on complaints from the neighbors about loud banjos and screams of penetration. Plus, the monkeys just jump and down furiously while vomiting the shit they just ate from their sister (yes, they’re ALL females … if you catch my drift … we wouldn’t have it any other way).

Jesus … anyway, here you go:

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