More Observations…

Here are some more of my observations…

Some people can make me very angry…. You wouldn’t like when I’m angry.

1

I think the movie Titanic needed more special effects.

2

I believe my daughter may not be telling the truth when she says she is going to study with her friend Karen.

3

When the church choir decided it was strapless dress day, it made it very hard to concentrate on the sermon.

4

My cat really does not want to go for a walk.

5

We need to make more of an effort to design things for little people.

6

Not everyone can (Or should) shake that booty.

7

Engineers should not be allowed to name cars.

8

Not all computers can handle really good porn.

9

Some secrets should be kept…. And never told… EVER!!!!

10

You need to be very careful when choosing a college.

11

I believe this person could possibly be the next president.

12

Beauty is only skin deep…. But ugly is to the bone.

13

I think it is really nice that protesters and police can work together to help this fat guy get his pants off.

14

The next time I am in a store and my wife says, “I want anal sex… RIGHT NOW!” I’ll look for one of these.

15

I believe my wife thinks this is what will happen, every time I take the kids out.

16

It really scares me to think my kids may try underage drinking.

17

17a

Asians in general are the most cultured and diverse race.

18

I think the cable guy may be trying to tell me something.

19

Sensitivity training for the police is very important.

20

On a hot and sticky day, this is the only way I can get my balls unstuck from my inner thigh.

21

I have no clue what this is or how to feel about it… But it is wrong on so many levels…

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