Posted in Animals, Apple, Bedtime Story, Best Buy, Best Wishes, BitTorrent, Blogroll, Books, Business, Caption Contest, Celebrities, Christmas, Demotivator, DotD, Drinking, Email Scams, Ervin Shlopnick for President, Fan Mail, Food, Forum, FotD, Halloween, HotD, Hotties, Howto, Humor, Internet, Jokes, Kodak Moment, Mad Lib, Mediacom, Microsoft, Misc, Movies, Music, News, Occult, Of The Year nominee, Owies, PSA, Photos, Poetry, Politics, Pranks, Public, Quick Movie, Rants, Religion, Research, SPAM, Shaming, Social, Sports, Super Tard, TV, Tech Support, Thoughts, Tips & Tricks, Video, Video games, WTF, Yahoo, You Suck, YouTube, animations, cheezburger, life, reviews, tagged Midget porn, sniff, Crack Whore, anal sex, Britney Spears, Hits, Blog, 100K, 100000 on April 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
On behalf of the entire Hot Lard staff, we would like to thank all 4 or our readers for getting us over 100,000 hits.
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It’s about time this gets resolved … I’m sick and tired of my PC not waking up after hibernation. Why do I configure it to hibernate? Well, when your machine is as powerful as mine, then you need to conserve energy when it’s not being used.
Review the SYMPTOMS bullet items.
It’s great that Microsoft finally expended [...]
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Don’t mess with Van Damme, Windows. You will pay.
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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.”
Mujibar said, “I am ready.”
The manager said, “Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.”
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister [...]
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You tell me what is wrong with this picture, as I fail to see how the two applications are remotely connected:
Is there some fancy feature where I can listen to my MP3s using Outlook 2003 that I am not aware of?
Sure, go ahead and blast me for not realizing that I could sync my Outlook [...]
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Posted in Best Wishes, Demotivator, Microsoft, tagged blu-ray, DVD, hd dvd, hddvd, Josh Hartnett, Microsoft, sony, toshiba on February 19, 2008 | No Comments »
In light of the recent news, some readers might want to bow your heads in silence and remember…
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What ever happen to a browser behaving like it’s supposed to?
Don’t you hate it when your Internet Options are configured as:
And when you start IE7, you’re presented with this:
As you can clearly see, the stupid-ass Windows page IS NOT my Home page, as it has been previously instructed so in the top screenshot. I know [...]
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Well, Microsoft put me in the front of the line at the McAllen, TX repair center. I shall soon receive my 4th XBOX 360 console. I have high hopes of actually receiving a console that doesn’t break after 24 hours, as did the one I just sent in.
If this sucka breaks (again), I may just [...]
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Well, it’s now official … Bungie Studios and Microsoft have broken-up. Grab your tissues and wipe your tears Microsoft fanboys … Bungie will now make games for any platform they want. I still stand by my prediction that we’ll see Halo on Sony’s Playstation 3.
So how about it Sony fanboys … do you [...]
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Posted in Microsoft, Thoughts, Video games, tagged 360, bungie, halo, Microsoft, playstation, ps3, rumor, xbox, xbox360 on October 2, 2007 | No Comments »
Word on the street is that Bungie, a Microsoft Game Studios developer, might be splitting from Microsoft and become an multi-platform game developer.
As of right now, it’s all rumor.
Here’s a prediction; we’ll see the Halo series make it’s way over to the PS3 by the end of next year (if the split happens). We’ll [...]
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