Demotivational Posters Volume #9

Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post

Hey Kids, it’s volume #9 of our beloved demotivational poster series here at Hot Lard. You know what that means don’t you???? We are only one away from 10…

Butwheaty and I locked ourselves in a think-tank for three weeks with nothing more than…

Pen and Paper

Milk Duds

Anal Wart Medication

26 Midget Hookers

Nipple Clamps

Electric Fence

12 bottles of Ipecac

Flintstone Chewable Vitamins (Butwheaty hoarded all the Betty’s… Bastard)

April1996 edition of Barnyard Whores Monthly

Instructions on starting your own puss garden

Rancid Beef

Hello Kitty Anal Torture Blow-Up Doll

Voodoo Chickens

Kitty Litter

Used Colostomy Bags

Hepatitis B

Sheep

My Grandmas Panties

Raisins

And we were able to spew out the most awesome display of demotivational posters we have ever done. It’s amazing what midget hookers with electrified nipple clamps can get out of you.

So while we heal, why don’t you all enjoy the fruits of our labor.

Click on each poster for a better look.

To enjoy our other demotivational posters, click here.