One Final Observation…

Life has a funny way of getting in the way of things we want to do.  When I was a kid I wanted to be an actor and make movies in Hollywood. But life had other plans for me.  I ended up serving in our nation’s military and then going to work in the oil and gas industry. I wanted to jet set around the world and experience new and wonderful things. But again life decided that a firmly planted father of two would be a better fit for me. I wanted to start my own website that had funny stories and would be world renown. And…. For a time, that appeared to be happening for Hot Lard. Back in 2008 and 2009 we were getting over a thousand hits a day and new readers throughout the world…..  But that pesky life thing stepped in again and decided that more responsibility from my main job was more important, and forced me away from Hot Lard for almost three years. I then decide to give Hot Lard one more chance and see if I still had it in me to do what I once did. And again, it looked like I was able to. I actually was able to restart Hot Lard, brought in new readers and was getting the hit count back up.  But….. Life has made its appearance again, and showed that it has other plans for me.  Plans that unfortunately do not allow me time to work on my blog.

So as of right now, I’m shutting down Hot Lard for good. I could see as time went on and I was finding it harder and harder to make time for this blog, I was eventually going to have to make a decision to either leave the site hanging again, for another long period of time before I could maybe come back to it. Or just shut it down and be done with it.  rip2Hot Lard is to near and dear to my heart to allow it to wallow in uncertainty again. That is why I’ve decide to just end it now and give this blog some finality.

I’d like to thank all of my readers for your time and wonderful comments. You have put a much bigger smile on my face, than I could have ever put on yours. You all have been an inspiration to me. I will try to pop into your blogs from time to time to give you a silly and off color comment. Just to keep you off guard.

But, I’m not going to leave you all without a parting gift. For my last post, I am doing a mash-up of some of the things I have done in the past.

I hope you enjoy it.


thumbs-up-low-resMr. Positive says…

All good things must come to an End.

And in the case of Hot Lard, some mediocre things too.


When I was younger and got high, this is how Oreo Cookies and all their God given creamy goodness looked to me.


I think they are running out of  Super Hero names…

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Don’t be sad Hot Lard is shutting down. We will always be there in your dreams…McR7yfu

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What would cat porn look like?


Someone just farted… can you guess who it was?


Unnecessarily placing pixels on things, can give them an whole new meaning.

Need to click on the gif to see it  V4FDrs3


I said a diet Coke, dammit!!!


Some girls just don’t get into foreplay…


I wonder what most women dream of….?

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Oh before I forget… Happy Thanksgiving


And Merry Christmas…. Yes that’s right you tree hugging liberals. I said MERRY CHRISTMAS… Deal with it.


Now that I don’t have to blog daily , I’ll have more time to do some of the things I really enjoy…


Like good hygiene…

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And doing my patriotic duty…


I could learn some new dance moves..




Or maybe I’ll get one of these on the beach…


But most likely, I’ll just sit back, relax and watch some really good porn with some friends.




















And finally….

Here are a few gifs to keep you busy until another Hot Lard web site is created.






And for those of you who just didn’t get me and my sense of humor…


And for those of you that followed my site and stayed with me to the end….

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God Bless & Good Bye


26 thoughts on “One Final Observation…

  1. It’s cause I followed you isn’t it….

    I suggest a Saturday only schedule. So you don’t have withdrawals. 😉

    Cause it’s all about you. Not that I would miss reading it anything. It’s all you baby!

    • Actually my followers were the only reason I kept her alive. You guys have been great. I am thinking of starting a smaller blog, that would be somewhat the same as Hot Lard, but rate PG13 & R rather than NC17 and X. I didn’t want to say anything in my post, because I have no timeline on when I could get to it. But if/when I do, I’ll try to let everyone know about it.

    • I know it was sudden, but my gaps between post were going to keep growing and I thought maybe after 6 years it was time to end it….. or try something new. I may start a smaller blog that is more me and not so much Hot Lard. I have no timeline on when I will start it, but if/when I do, I’ll be sure to let you know.

    • I am just so sorry that I didn’t do more to help, I let you down, and I feel badly for that, I hope you do start another when you’re ready, I’m gonna miss you being around, seriously.

  2. I thought this was a joke at first. Now I think you’re serious. So i’m blubbering and getting salty tears in my coffee. I hate salt in my coffee. I feel like my favorite silly brother is going off to the Foreign Legion and I’m never going to see him again. 😦
    I am so sad. Wish you’d change your mind, but I understand where you’re coming from. I’ll miss you terribly. Hope you come and visit me once in a while. 😦 😦 (sniff sniff) A great big ((HUG)) for you, Ervin.

    • Sorry sis I did not want to contaminate your coffee. Thanks for the hug and the good words. They mean alot…..

      Oh btw, I have been thinking aabout starting a smaller more personal blog that woudl be more me and not so much Hot Lard. If I ever do get it going, I’ll let you know.

    • You’d better let me know when you start that new blog because underneath all the hilarity and X rated stuff your personality shines through and that’s why I’m here. I love the idea of a blog more about you and now I’m happily looking forward to the day you return. Yeah!!! 🙂

  3. That sucks. That really really sucks. What I am going to do on work day mornings now? How could you do this to me? I hate you! You were supposed to bring balance to the internet, not destroy it. 😦

    • That seems to be my problem also. My job for some unknown reason is demanding I do actual “WORK” now. Meaning not so much time for Hot Lard. Plus I’m getting home later now, so I’m spending my time with my kids and not on the computer.
      But all may not be lost… I am working on an idea for a smaller more personal blog, that would have some of the same things I’m doing now. If I get it up and going I’ll let you know.

  4. I’m thinking of running a we demand more Hot Lard Kampaign.

    I have now appointed Team Krew to run the Kampaign,.

    It’s starting on Twitter right now!

    Now distracted by listening to SSgt Barry Sadler.

    Now going to reblog this blog on my blog and launch Operation Hot Lard. Expect parachutists any minute!

  5. Reblogged this on Andy Kaufman's Kavalkade Krew and commented:
    Now hear this. All Krew Hands come to order.

    I suggest a We Demand More Hot Lard sometimes depending on Ervin’s schedule campaign.

    All with me? Volunteer here or on his blog!

    Show Ervin that we all get his sense of humor and look forward to even an irregular dose of Hot Lard!

    That is all.

  6. So sorry to hear that! Was just getting to know you. Well, I’m sure there’s plenty of other ideas rolling around in your head…:)

  7. Pingback: One Final Observation Update (We Won!) ~ The Koffee Klatch Krew | Andy Kaufman's Kavalkade Krew

  8. This is a total sum of the best of Hot Lard, probably missed some more that were also great chuckles, laughs and snorts. I will miss this blog, just seems like yesterday since I started, was not there when you were up and running for the best and wish I had discovered writing and the time to do it in the past. It is my sanity and my special place to come and keep up with my friends, since I can no longer keep up with the Jones’…Take care, thanks for all your comments and loved the high Oreo’s and the titillating posts, too.

  9. Those of us in the great nation of Zanzibar shall mourn for this great loss, our sheep and prostitutes and sheep prostitutes shall suffer many sleepless nights in the fforeseeable future.

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