Not much to write here… fairly self-explanatory.
It’s time to show Canada, they can’t fuck with PETA and Hot Lard!!!!
(Click on poster for a better look)
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So after spending millions of dollars of the tax payers money to fly his Commander and Chieflyness, her first lady likeness and the Oprah-nator to some third-world shit-hole so they could suck up to the IOC to get the Olympics (YAWN!) in Chicago…. It goes to Rio.
That was money well spent. We didn’t even finish in the top two spots!!! Hell, they could have sent me, a sex starved midget with genital warts, and a one legged Asian hooker with turrets and we could have gotten the same results for a lot less money.
On second thought, from what I know of the IOC, my group may have won the bid.
What was the deciding factor that lost is for us??? Oprah wouldn’t give the chairman of the IOC anal. Dammit Oprah… Take one for the team!!!!
Who the fuck forgot to bring the Pepperidge Farm Cookies, the Wesson oil, and child prostitute for the IOC board?!?!?!?!?!?
Ahhhhhhhhhh….. it’s OK, nobody in this country really gives a rats ass about the Olympics anyway… They’re about as gay as Soccer… About.
Posted in Best Of, Celebrities, Government, Humor, News, Politics, Public, Sports, WTF, Worst Of, You Suck, life | Tagged anal sex, barak obama, Crack Whore, fail, IOC, Midget porn, obama, Olympics, oprah, president, Sports | 5 Comments »
We are still in prison…errrrrrrrrrrrrr I mean on vacation.
But after the bitch slap the Iowa Hawkeyes laid on the Penn State …. Ummmm, they’re called the Silly Little Bitches aren’t they???
Well any-who, I had to create a couple of posters to mark this great victory.
GO HAWKS!
Posted in Best Of, Best Wishes, Demotivator, Humor, PSA, Photos, Sports, You Suck, life | Tagged Big Ten, College Football, Crack Whore, demotivate, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, Football, Iowa, Iowa Hawkeyes, Midget porn, motivate, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, National Championship, Penn State, posters | 2 Comments »
Here are a few demotivational posters I had lying around. Figured I’d post them so you all had something to look at while we were away.
Why are we away you ask….
Prison.
Posted in Demotivator, Humor, Photos | Tagged demotiavtion, demotivate, demotivation, demotivational, Demotivational posters, motivate, motivational, motivational posters, motivator, posters | 2 Comments »
Mr. Positive says, ” A wise man once said… Never listen to anyone who starts a statement with… A wise man once said”.
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The only part of the baby that can not be consumed is the head. And it must be disposed of properly.
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Mr. Positive says, “Remember, after making a statement, a good manger will always make time to listen to the response of their employees….. But before you say anything, I need to go take a massive dump”.
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