Have you nergfoogled today?
Shana stands quietly by her desk, wiping a tear from her eye she gathers her few belongings together and takes one last look around the office. The midgets, once stars of the epic Hot Lard porn movies now face an uncertain future, but are comforted by the fact that along with Shana, they have been booked for the christmas pantomime season, though they’re not sure what their roles will be…
Leaving a note for Ervin, wishing him all the best in his world domination plans, Shana leaves the building.
Life has a funny way of getting in the way of things we want to do. When I was a kid I wanted to be an actor and make movies in Hollywood. But life had other plans for me. I ended up serving in our nation’s military and then going to work in the oil and gas industry. I wanted to jet set around the world and experience new and wonderful things. But again life decided that a firmly planted father of two would be a better fit for me. I wanted to start my own website that had funny stories and would be world renown. And…. For a time, that appeared to be happening for Hot Lard. Back in 2008 and 2009 we were getting over a thousand hits a day and new readers throughout the world….. But that pesky life thing stepped in again and decided that more responsibility from my main job was more important, and forced me away from Hot Lard for almost three years. I then decide to give Hot Lard one more chance and see if I still had it in me to do what I once did. And again, it looked like I was able to. I actually was able to restart Hot Lard, brought in new readers and was getting the hit count back up. But….. Life has made its appearance again, and showed that it has other plans for me. Plans that unfortunately do not allow me time to work on my blog.
So as of right now, I’m shutting down Hot Lard for good. I could see as time went on and I was finding it harder and harder to make time for this blog, I was eventually going to have to make a decision to either leave the site hanging again, for another long period of time before I could maybe come back to it. Or just shut it down and be done with it. Hot Lard is to near and dear to my heart to allow it to wallow in uncertainty again. That is why I’ve decide to just end it now and give this blog some finality.
I’d like to thank all of my readers for your time and wonderful comments. You have put a much bigger smile on my face, than I could have ever put on yours. You all have been an inspiration to me. I will try to pop into your blogs from time to time to give you a silly and off color comment. Just to keep you off guard.
But, I’m not going to leave you all without a parting gift. For my last post, I am doing a mash-up of some of the things I have done in the past.
I hope you enjoy it.
All good things must come to an End.
And in the case of Hot Lard, some mediocre things too.
When I was younger and got high, this is how Oreo Cookies and all their God given creamy goodness looked to me.
I think they are running out of Super Hero names…
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What would cat porn look like?
Someone just farted… can you guess who it was?
Unnecessarily placing pixels on things, can give them an whole new meaning.
I said a diet Coke, dammit!!!
Some girls just don’t get into foreplay…
I wonder what most women dream of….?
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Oh before I forget… Happy Thanksgiving
And Merry Christmas…. Yes that’s right you tree hugging liberals. I said MERRY CHRISTMAS… Deal with it.
Now that I don’t have to blog daily , I’ll have more time to do some of the things I really enjoy…
Like good hygiene…
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And doing my patriotic duty…
I could learn some new dance moves..
Or maybe I’ll get one of these on the beach…
But most likely, I’ll just sit back, relax and watch some really good porn with some friends.
Here are a few gifs to keep you busy until another Hot Lard web site is created.
And for those of you who just didn’t get me and my sense of humor…
And for those of you that followed my site and stayed with me to the end….
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God Bless & Good Bye