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We are starting a new series of posts here at Hot Lard (HL to our friends…. if we had any) We are calling it Classic Comment of the Week. (or CCOTW)
We get some very funny comments from our readers and I feel it a real shame that they may not be getting shared with all of you. So whenever a really good comment comes in (starting now) we will post it and give you praise for the sick and twisted person you are.
This weeks praise goes to gijew for his defense of our latest version of Demotivational posters. You see, it appears that someone by the name of Heath did not like our poster on “Exploration” and he called me a bad person. Thankfully the staff of HL stepped in and bitch slapped Heath up and down the street. But the real kick in the balls came from gijew. He finished this guy off with no mercy whatsoever and for that we salute you!
You can take a look at the comments in the screen shot below, (The honored comment is number 6) or you can find them here
I just chose to do the shanking with my penis…. CLASSIC!!!!!
Keep em coming and we’ll post em.
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A funny thing happened on the way to Monday morning… Yours truly had himself a birthday.
On Friday evening I partied like I was 25…
On Saturday my body reminded me I was over 40…
Sunday, I was still being reminded I was over 40…
Monday, I am still over 40…
Damn, I had a lot of fun on Friday!
Well my friends, here are some new Demotivational posters to hold you over until I feel better… That should be sometime in July.
Damn, I had a lot of fun on Friday!
To see our other Demotivational posters CLICK HERE
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Hey everybody…
Pull my finger.
Just kidding, you can read these demotivational posters instead.
Unless you really do want to pull my finger…
To read our other Deomtivational Posters click here
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Anyone else up for a road trip this summer?
Success goes to the photographer for acting like he was interested in the structural design of the stadium in the background.
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I believe that good barnyard porn starts with a kiss.
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If you want something, but don’t know how to ask for it…
Write it down.
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Ummmmmmm, Sweety…. Why is there a black man in your bedroom?
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While not exactly perspective-accurate, I got to hand to the person who found his inner-genius and snapped this photo.
Maybe I shouldn’t be so quick to judge; perhaps the guy has a two meter dick that was hanging off the left.
Guess that would make TWO of us in the world with the gift.
Actually, now that I think about this for a moment … I’ve determined that this guy must have a pencil dick because his trousers are still buttoned. Therefore, he must have slipped his tubestick though his zipper. Everyone knows that a two-meter dick would have to be at least one meter in girth.
This would be one scary-looking penis!!
I think I’ve talked too much about this already. Time to go cleanse myself and stare at some boobies.
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