Demotivational Posters Volume #21

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Hey kids!

I’m still down from my surgery, but the mass amounts of pain killers that I am on has lead me to create a new batch of demotivational posters. I have no clue what they are about or where I got the photos… or what day it is and whose computer I’m using right now. But I’m sure they may be of some amusement to you… If you can understand them.

Enjoy!

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(Midget Porn) Hot Lard Mad Lib Volume #5 (Midget Porn)

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Hot Lard would like to wish all of our readers a very Merry Christmas.

And as a gift to all you good little freaks girls and boys. We are placing a Christmas Mad lib in your stocking. What we did for this one was to take the x-mas classic “The Night Before Christmas” and added all the sweet little search terms you horny elves have used to find our jolly little site. Remember, the bold type words are the ones you reindeer rapist have come up with.

The Christmas Adventures of Midget Porn

‘Twas the night before midget anal sex, when all through the HOT RUSSIAN WHORE

Not a tardwas stirring, not even a crazy crack whore;

Theredneck bras were hung by the hot anal women with care,

In hopes that dickchop.com soon would be there;

The lard ass girls were nestled all snug in their smelly pussy,

While visions of fat midget porn danced in their heads;

And Liliya Galimowa in her ‘kerchief, and Midget Porn in a gay redneck ass,

Had just settled down for a long anal aftermath,

When out on the rainbow bright there arose such aejaculation,

I sprang from mary kate olsen’s butt to see what was the matter.

Away to the nude nuns I flew like a “crack head”,

Tore open the ass raping mother fucker and anal fuckedthe gay midget.

The vanessa hudgens on the breast of the new-fallenanal bumps

Gave the lustre of an anal sex woman below,

When, what to my wondering nut sack should appear,

But a midget granny fucker, and eight tiny fat hairy midgets,

With a little old nude redneck , so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment HOW TO SWALLOW GALLONS OF CUM

More rapid than fart porn his coursers they painted a face,

And he farted, and Shit in his pants, and called them by name;

“Now, anal sex! now, vampire smile! now, ugly teen and little russian pussy!

On, funny ejaculate! on jimi hendrix! on, jesus fucking christ and john holmes is a pussy!

To the top of the nude camp! to the top of the mudfall!

Now anal rape! anal rape! anal rape them all!”

As rotting teeth that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with a tubgirl, mount to the sky,

So up to the tree man the coursers they cum in my eye,

With the sleigh full of hot football gays, and granny midget porn videos too.

And then, in a tub full of seaman, I heard on the roof

The hot midget asses of each little russian nude.

As I drew in my nude 14 yo, and was fucking sick midgets,

Down the large hot assesbad newz kennel came with a bound.

He was dressed all in corn shit, from his big head to his hot anal,

And his russian whore wendy was all tarnished with redneck ejaculation.

A bundle of gay midget movies he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a dickchop explorer just opening his pack.

His redneck teeth — how they twinkled! his lard ass how merry!

His anal whores were like roses, his “corvette hotties” like a cherry!

His droll little cat teeth were drawn up like a little nudie,

And the bukkaki on his chin was as white as the midget ejaculation;

The naked picture of vanessa hudgens he held tight in his teeth,

And the hot anal womenencircled his head like a nude midget;

He had a broad Jessica Lunsford and a little round hot highschool jock,

That shook, when spitting seman like a bowlful of flat russian whores fucking

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old gay redneck midget.

And I laughed when I saw him ejaculate, on Midgets dress like elves;

A wink of his hot teen sphincter and a twist of his adult diaper,

Soon gave me to know how to do anal sex;

He spoke about DRUNK GIRLS puking and went straight to his anal hurts,

And filled all the russian midgets; then turned with a double d midget whore,

And laying his crack pipe aside of his skinny midget,

And giving a nod, up the crack whore anal he rose;

He sprang to his john couey, to his tard midget gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like hot french hookers.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,

“Burn in Hell, Mother Fucker, and i masturbated on your wife“.

Merry Christmas from all of us here at Hot Lard.

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