Can’t say for sure…. But he does do his laundry there.
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My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick – A Father & Son
I had my last child later in life. I was nearly 40 when he was born and I am 48 today. I still enjoy doing all the things a father does with his son… Teaching him to ride a bike, going fishing, playing baseball, and skipping rocks. At times I wish I’d had him earlier in life, so my stamina would be more apt to keep up with him. But, I do the best that I can… When he is a senior in high school, I’ll be 59. I’m not sure if I will be able to keep up at all then… But he will be 18, and can legally view porn…. And that is something we can do sitting down.
Proof the “Five Second Rule” Works
If you can’t believe scientific fact… Then what can you believe?
Hot Lard Kodak Moment – The Best Break-Up Ever!
That is sooooooooooo romantic……Snifff…. Snifff… I think I’m going to cry…..
My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick – Public Restrooms
I’ve been told that public restrooms are a breeding ground for germs.
That doesn’t seem right to me…
I believe that anyone should be allowed to breed in them.
Mr Positive – 9/24/2010
Mr Positive says… “Rocks are harder than feathers because rocks are made from a rock like substance, where feathers are made from stuff that can make you fly. If I had to kill a cyclopes who has a runny nose and no pants… I’d go with the rock as my weapon of choice…… But would keep some feathers handy in case I had to fall back, fly away and fight another day”.
Mr. Positive 04/20/2010
Mr. Positive says, “Running a marathon is like baking a cake. No matter how tired you get.. there is cake at the end”.
Mr. Positive 01/31/2010
Mr. Positive says, “When all else fails, you can always cheat”.
Mr. Positive – Sharing Your Thanksgiving Meal
Mr. Positive says…
“After this years big Thanksgiving meal. Throw up on a homeless family. They could really use the food”.
We’re Away…
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