Hello Hot Lard loyal readers…. and those of you forced to read us as part of your community service. Hey, if you’re going to do the crime, you have to be ready to do the time. And reading Hot Lard is defiantly hard time.
We have unearthed a new dot on the readers map. The site is called Andy Kaufman’s Kavalkade (Didn’t Andy Kaufman play Jim Carrey in a movie about his life?) and it is located in the great city of Fresno, California. Ahhhhh Fresno, the home of the……. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What the fuck is in Fresno???? Really… What the hell is in Fresno????
Do people actually live there, or is it a penance you have to pay for doing something really bad in a former life. Maybe it’s sort of like a secrete draft, where people are picked in a lottery and told they have to spend the next several years in Fresno. Do we need to feel sorry for them, or treat them like criminals, because they got what they deserve?
Actually I’ve never been there, so I don’t really know anything about the place. That in turn makes it very easy for me to make fun of it. Nothing like striking out blindly at things you don’t know or understand.
One thing I do know though is that Andy Kaufman’s Kavalkade is spelled incorrectly, (At least my spell check thinks so) but they have a lot of really great stuff on their site. To start they have a staff of 18 writers that offer everything from Poetry to Politics. There is music and art and an intelligence in writing that I could only dream of achieving. Their site is an example of what I’d love to see Hot Lard become some day….. Only with more penis and fart jokes that is.
To see their location on the Hot Lard readers map, plus a link to their site, just go to the Readers Map page. It’s the tab at the top of the page….
No, the top of the page…….
No, you are looking left….
Up is towards the sky….
No, that is grass….
The sky is the blue stuff…..
Or brown if you live in Pittsburgh…..
Now you got it!!!
Just click on the tab and it will take you to the page with the map….
I said click on the tab….
No, you are hitting your crotch….
I give up.