Time for a few new observations. These are ones, I had made over the weekend. I promise that after reading this batch, you will have a new lease on life. If not, well…. you’re just reading them wrong I guess.
What I believe happens when a woman discovers a new speed setting on her vibrator.
I was looking through some old photo albums and found an old class picture…. Can you guess witch one is me?
At the Hot Lard day care…. Two babies enter, only one will leave.
I’m sure he is just telling her ghost stories under there.
A Hot Lard fan asked me to text her a picture of my penis….. So this is what I sent.
I really hate peeing after sex…
Since the show was cancelled, the Planet Express building has fallen into disrepair.
So….. This is Yoga…… Yeah, I could get into this, I guess.
I believe that for some, this replaces Disney Land as the happiest place on earth.
I’ve really started getting into art…
This reminds me of those pee dreams I have…
This is what it’s like for me coming into the office on Monday, after a week of vacation.
Goddammit!!! You put clear and brown bottles in the same can again….
Meanwhile, at Burger King…
Physics wins again!!!
The government shutdown has affected PBS particularly hard.
Grimace has had it with your shit…
This is quite possibly the happiest cat on the planet.
You only have one chance to make a first impression….
I bet this just scares the shit out of vegetarians… It makes me hard.
I believe my house is haunted…. and the ghost does not like my cat.
You need to click on the gif to see it.
The scale of success is not at the same level for all….
Just finished watching The Notebook with some friends…
Sometimes I weep when I think about our countries future.
There is nothing quite like sharing a great view with a friend…
I miss the days when, “Fly the Friendly Skies” really meant something…
It doesn’t matter how sweet and sentimental the moment is….. There is always someone there to fuck with it.
Is it just me…. Or is this a picture of a snowman committing suicide with his children?
You ever wonder what a horse sees???