I’d like to thank all the little people that I have stepped over and on to get this award. This is a great honor, and I am touched like a choir boy in a Catholic church that such a recognition has been bestowed upon me and the Hot Lard staff…. On second thought, screw the staff, this one is all me baby.
I promise you that I will now work even harder to eventually get this site banned from an entire country. Then eventually I’ll get put on the 10 most wanted list. And when that day comes… I’ll hunt you all down like rats and make you touch things with your eyes closed.
Sniff….. I promised myself I would not cry…. sniff
Thank you… Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh