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I’d like to ask that we all take a moment of silence in remembrance of the late great Love Boat.
Yes, that’s right, the ship that took us on weekly, one hour journeys, into the love lives of D list Hollywood stars, has been sent to the scrap yard. Where she will be stripped of her dignity, and precious metals, to be sold on the Turkish market. As a child, I have fond memories of this ship and her crew, and their weekly mad cap adventures. And in just another sign of my impending mortality, one more snippet of my childhood has met with reality and has been crushed… Or in this case, cut up into several small pieces and sold to China to become disposable razor blades… Or metal shavings in Dog Food.
The snap shot below, is the last we will ever see of her in one piece; it’s a sad shot of her in the Turkish ship breakup yard, waiting to be cut apart.
But let’s not dwell on the bad, let’s remember the good feelings this ship brought its millions of passengers and viewers. Let’s remember the happy times and the smiles of the Hollywood stars that could not find any real work elsewhere. Let’s remember all the masturbation sessions that Charo’s guest appearances brought on.
Ahhhhhh yes, The Love Boat…. You will be missed.
Click here to see the story about her final voyage.
Oh, and it appears she is not going without a fight. Click here to see.
For those of you having trouble coming to terms with this. Here is a picture of a God like kitty, moving through space on his bacon surf board….. Hopefully that will keep you going until you can see a therapist.