I discovered this new thing that you all may not know about…. It’s called Twitter. Now get this, there is this site for people that believe that everything they say is soooooooo important, that it should be written down so the whole world can read it…. You should really check it out, it’s quite nice.
Huh… What’s that…..? Twitter is very well known…..? Everyone is using it…..? I’m a moron for what I just said….? You want to kill my dog and molest my hamster because I’m so far behind on the times….?
Ummmmmmm… OK then….. Well anywho, Hot Lard now has a Twitter account…. Actually it’s several years old, I’m just starting to use it again. But if you want to follow it, be my guest. If not….. Trust me, you’re not going to be missing much.