On behalf of all of us at Hot lard…
And the three midgets who like to touch themselves that we keep locked up in the basement.
We’d like to wish you all a very happy Easter. You know it’s this time of year we should….
WHY THE FUCK DON’T YOU PEOPLE TELL ME THESE THINGS!?!?!?!?!?!?
God Dammit! That completely changes everything I need to do now!
I need to get a bathtub of whip cream for the Hooker wrestling tournament. I’ll bet there isn’t one single virgin in the office to sacrifice, and who the fuck is going to hand out the Thanksgiving colostomy bags-o-fun this year?!?!?!?!? And I suppose nobody has gone out a clubbed a baby seal for the meal!
Well anywho, Please enjoy this time you will have with your family. And only think about how nice it would be to kill them all. Taking action on those thoughts can get messy and is very hard to conceal…. So I’ve been told.