Rio gets the Olympics, Obama fails…Again!


So after spending millions of dollars of the tax payers money to fly his Commander and Chieflyness, her first lady likeness and the Oprah-nator to some third-world shit-hole so they could  suck up to the IOC to get the Olympics (YAWN!) in Chicago…. It goes to Rio.

That was money well spent.  We didn’t even finish in the top two spots!!! Hell, they could have sent me, a sex starved midget with genital warts, and a one legged Asian hooker with turrets and we could have gotten the same results for a lot less money.

On second thought, from what I know of the IOC, my group may have won the bid.

What was the deciding factor that lost is for us???  Oprah wouldn’t give the chairman of the IOC anal. Dammit Oprah… Take one for the team!!!!

Who the fuck forgot to bring the Pepperidge Farm Cookies, the Wesson oil, and child prostitute for the IOC board?!?!?!?!?!?

Ahhhhhhhhhh….. it’s OK, nobody in this country really gives a rats ass about the Olympics anyway… They’re about as gay as Soccer… About.

5 thoughts on “Rio gets the Olympics, Obama fails…Again!

  1. Hahaha, at first I thought you were saying that they could send you, you being a sex starved midget with genital warts. I can’t blame them for not picking Chicago, and I’m actually pretty glad that they didn’t.

    * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
    The International Olympic Commitee saved Chicago from the poorhouse by rejecting their bid for the Olympics, we should all be breathing a collective sigh of relief.

  2. Nothing new here, no surprise. Who would want to visit a city that is controlled by criminals with a crime rate that ranks them as number 1 in criminal activity.

    Where just this week a student was killed. Beaten to death by a uncontrolled rioting mob.

    A state where 50% of governors serve time in prisons for criminal activity?

    Is it any wonder that Chicago was not selected.

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