Mr. Negative 07/01/2009

angry-mccain-thumb-310x319Mr. Negative says, “Why do buffet-serving restaurants Pizza Ranch suddenly seem surprised when you show up for dinner at 7:30?  Why do they get snippy at you when you ask them if more chicken is coming?  Why do they hoard the sausage and pepperoni pizzas in the kitchen warmer (for all the customers to see, but not touch) and leave broccoli, mushroom and pineapple barf sitting under the heat lamps?  I know the answer to that question… so the employees have something good to eat when they cattle prod the customers out the door 5 minutes before closing.  I swear to Gozer the only thing worth consuming at these establishments is the Diet Coke and sugar packets.

3 thoughts on “Mr. Negative 07/01/2009

  1. I don’t know these Pizza Ranches of which you speak, but I know Gozer!

    “Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!”

    Were there any giant Slors under the heat lamps?

  2. Mmmmmmmmmmm a hot steamy Slor sounds good right now.

    Oh, sorry I was in a different place there for a moment. As a respected member of the community…. (Or at least parts of it that Megan’s Law and restraining order don’t forbid me to travel too) I’d say burn the fucking place down and dance on the dead employees graves… But hey that’s just me.

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