About Mr. Positive.

thumbs up low resI’m sure you’re all wondering what the hell all the “Mr. Positive” posts are about?

Well you see, the attitude around the Hot Lard offices has been really shitty lately… (Geesh, you seduce one employees cat and the hole fucking office goes ape shit)

So I’ve decide to help the companies morale by placing these motivational posters in everyone’s torture chamber… errrrrrrrrrrr I mean cubicles.

And it seems to be working. Office drive by shootings are down .25% and it appears that only the weak are committing suicide again.

It feels really nice to do good things for your livestock… errrrrrrrrr I mean employees.

To see what posters I have hung so far, click here

6 thoughts on “About Mr. Positive.

  1. Sorry for my lack of productive Hot Lard material Ervin … you’re just too demanding. Like that one time, when you unleashed a 55 gallon drum full of wasps into our ventilation system during office hours. That was a good one!!

    Now, I know you’re just trying to motivate us to improve productivity so that you don’t have to kick our bunks out to the curb during this incredible hot & humid weather … but please understand that we’re trying the best we can, despite our septic system overflowing, warm pop machines, and fire ants waging war with our air conditioner.

  2. Interview Request

    Hello Dear and Respected,
    I hope you are fine and carrying on the great work you have been doing for the Internet surfers. I am Ghazala Khan from The Pakistani Spectator (TPS), We at TPS throw a candid look on everything happening in and for Pakistan in the world. We are trying to contribute our humble share in the webosphere. Our aim is to foster peace, progress and harmony with passion.

    We at TPS are carrying out a new series of interviews with the notable passionate bloggers, writers, and webmasters. In that regard, we would like to interview you, if you don’t mind. Please send us your approval for your interview at our editor Ghazala’s email address “ghazala.khi at gmail dot com”, so that I could send you the Interview questions. We would be extremely grateful.


    Rabia Khanum
    The Pakistani Spectator
    pakspectator dot com

  3. We’ll let you know. First, we have a bunch of highly-experienced bloggers in the office that we need to fire, or force into early retirement … under the facade of “sorry, but the economy is really tough right now”.

    But hey … once we get these old losers out of the building, we’ll be able to afford to hire some interns in exchange for pennies a day. Or in your case, the option to scrub our balls during smoke breaks.

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