As typical in teasers, quick action scenes are cut together in a fast-moving spectacle. Usually, this is done to … well … tease you; get you excited.
I have to admit, it worked for me when I saw it on TV. Not so much now that I’ve had a chance to download the 720p version and actually see what the hell is going on. And, to my dismay… Marlon-fucking-Wayons. You’ve got to be kidding me?! This is our comic relief in this movie? WTF?!? I can’t remember the last time this guy was funny. I think once I saw him make a funny face on In Living Color, but not since. Nope, not even Senseless was funny.
What’s next? CHiPS – Return of the Scofflaw?