Things a Dallas Cowboys fan can do during the playoffs

Now that the “Sure Thing” “Favorite to win it all” “America’s Team” Dallas Cowboys have failed to make the playoffs, I know there are a whole lot of menstruating and suicidal Cowboy fans out there that have nothing to do for the playoffs. So we here at Hot Lard would like to give you a few things you can do now that your team has flopped in the most of epic proportions.

You can work on your dance moves…

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Deliver those Easter eggs you been meaning to…

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Get arrested with your penis hanging out…

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Run until you shit yourself…

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Ride your bike in traffic…

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Go for a drive in your Barbie Corvette…

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Drink beer until you die…

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Smoke a joint with another whiny-ass Cowboy fan…

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Shoot some hoops…

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Go on a date with a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader…

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Go on a second date with that Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader…

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Wish you had never changed jobs…

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Think up new team colors that would more closely represent the team…

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Learn the Heimlich Maneuver for the next time they choke…

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Or, just shut the fuck up until your team actually does something…

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Enjoy the playoffs everybody :o)


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