The economic down turn has now hit the golf world. Tiger Woods, famed golfer and savior of the planet has been laid off from Buick. Immediately after the lay off Mr. Woods put his 60 million dollar yacht up for sale and his mansion has been foreclosed on. There is even word that his wife has been forced into prostitution and the family has resorted to eating their pets. We here at Hot Lard want to help the Woods family and ask our generous readers to please look deep in your hearts and give what you can to this unfortunate family. A simple donation of 1 million, 2 million, or even 3 million dollars will help this destitute clan make it through the holiday season with a little hope and dignity.
Thank you and God bless,
Managing Director of the Hot Lard Helping Hands Foundation… And monkey farts.