Hot Lard News Flash – Tiger Woods has been laid off!!!

will-work-for-foodThe economic down turn has now hit the golf world. Tiger Woods, famed golfer and savior of the planet has been laid off from Buick. Immediately after the lay off Mr. Woods put his 60 million dollar yacht up for sale and his mansion has been foreclosed on. There is even word that his wife has been forced into prostitution and the family has resorted to eating their pets. We here at Hot Lard want to help the Woods family and ask our generous readers to please look deep in your hearts and give what you can to this unfortunate family. A simple donation of 1 million, 2 million, or even 3 million dollars will help this destitute clan make it through the holiday season with a little hope and dignity.

Thank you and God bless,

Ervin Shlopnick.
Managing Director of the Hot Lard Helping Hands Foundation… And monkey farts.

8 thoughts on “Hot Lard News Flash – Tiger Woods has been laid off!!!

  1. I’m guessing this means that GM is now looking for budget celebrities, like someone who was an extra in “Law & Order” or some sort of trained animal. “General Motors: Now accepting less than the best.”

  2. Jeeez! What kind of business person would ASK for money, and yet NOT have a Business Plan!?!?!? I mean, only the Moron Twins would do something like that!!!

  3. Pingback: Hot Lard News Flash - GM hires Super Tard to replace Tiger Woods « Hot Lard

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