Hot Lard News Flash – GM hires Super Tard to replace Tiger Woods

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It has been confirmed that famed super hero and adult diaper model, Super Tard has been hired by GM to replace Tiger Woods as its new celebrity endorser. Super Tard is best known for his work with turkey insemination and explosive bowel movements. Last year Super Tard wowed the world when he showed he was brave enough to spend the night at Michael Jackson’s house alone, with no pants.

GM would not disclose the terms of the deal, but it is widely know that Super Tard is quit fond of rubber balls, a warm glass of spittle and shiny things.

A GM spokes person had this to say about the signing of Super Tard.

“Super Tard is a shining example of what’s good about this country and he reflects well on the quality of GM vehicles.  We are excited to have Super Tard as a spokes person for GM and believe his disabilities and uncontrollable urges to grab other people’s private parts will speak volumes about the product and this company”.

When asked, this is what Super Tard had to say about his new position.

“I gotta go make poopy”.

Good Luck to GM and Super Tard on this new venture.

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