Hey Hot Lard, Kurt Cobain here. I’d love to wish you a happy birthday and say what a great site you have there… But I’m dead.
Shot myself… Blew my head clean off. I’d like to say that thinking back that probably wasn’t a very good idea… But I blew my brains out, so I don’t do much thinking anymore.
Well, gotta go, the Devil wants to ass rape me again. Suicide sucks, but Hot Lard is great!!!
See our other B-day wishes here