Tom Cruise Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday

Hot Lard is turning 1 year old on August 9th. And in celebration of the greatness that is us. We will be displaying some of the birthday greetings we have received from our richer (more important) readers.

Happy Birthday Hot Lard!

At night, after I lock Katie in the cellar, I and Xenu like to drink the blood of a virgin, sacrifice a psychologist and read all the words of wisdom you offer on good ole Hot Lard. Next to my cult…. Errrrrr I mean religion Hot Lard is the most influential part of my life. If you catered to the rich a little more like Scientology did, you could be the most influential.

Enjoy the Xenu cakes we sent you

Tom

See our other B-day wishes here

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