Golly prison is a hoot. It’s amazing what you can do when you have all the time in the world to think about it. With just a Popsicle stick, a ball of twine, and a beer can tab, I was able to make a working computer. And with some fishing string and tampons, I was able to network it on the warden’s router. Now I can get online anytime I want without having to do “special favors” for the guards.
Beings we have a long weekend ahead of us, I decided to come up with something special for you all. I went to Tinypic.com to get some new material for another volume of, “A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words”. And right after I masturbated, that is exactly what I did. You may want to be careful about what pictures you click on… some might be sticky.
Have a great weekend!!!!!
Send Breath Mints
This is not why I’m here….
But this is! (The top one…. The top one!!!!)