Hot Lard Kodak Moment – Brush Your Teeth

Suddenly I have this uncontrollable urge to brush my teeth…

Nude…

With a sock puppet…

And donkey wearing a dress…

And a 55 gallon drum of motor oil…

And three nude Japanese hookers with whip crème on their elbows…

And midget who has two all you can eat coupons to Stuckey’s…

And a marginally retarded gopher with a soccer ball up its ass…

And a ….. Ah screw it, I’ll just beat off.

And think of monkeys

With pointy shoes and mustard.

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