She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.”
With that, she strips to the waist; rolls the dice; and yells, “Come on, this Southern Girl needs new clothes!”
The dice bounce and come to a stop. She jumps up and down and squeals, “YES! YES! I WON! I WON!”
She hugs each of the dealers, picks up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departs.
The dealers stare at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asks, “What did she roll?”
The other answers, “I don’t know… I thought you were watching.”
Moral of the story:
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men … … … … are men.