Who’s got it? I know the caged monkeys here at Hot Lard are itching to get and hit the Links. It has been a long and dreadful winter full chocked full of mountains of snow, extreme blizzards, freezing rain, venereal diseases, etc.
Golf has already appeared on CBS recently, and that is usually a good sign that Spring is just around the corner. In fact, I do believe the Masters is coming up pretty soon!
Speaking of … rather than feast your eyes on another Tiger Woods victory, I must direct your attention to a new rising star. Goodbye Michelle Wie, there is a new girl on the block, and she’s ready to take golf into a whole new direction! Allow myself to introduce Natalie Gulbis!
And another …
Is she any good? Does it matter?
According to her bio on the LPGA.com website:
- Starts = 4
- Top 10 Finishes = 0
- Victories = 0
I think it is way too early to begin predicting her golf career. I do not, however, think it is too late to begin her backup career in the event she’s a total failure in golf.
As my pappie always told me, YOU CAN ONLY PLAY THE GAME; YOU CAN NOT MASTER IT; UNLESS YOU’RE HALF-BLACK AND HALF-THAI. [I’m not a racist, I only threw in that last part because I could not remember his mother’s nationality and Google helped me out … it was unfortunate that David Duke was the guy helping me out. * sigh *]
So, who else is competing with Natalie for hottest LPGA golfer?
As in Star Wars, there’s always another … Sophie Sandolo. Here they are side-by-side to compare the hotness:
Unfortunately, Sophie has yet to make the cut on the LPGA. Let’s root for her!
In the meantime, she can keep doing more of this kind of work (nsfw):
Enjoy your Friday! Drink one for me tonight!
— Count of Flanders