Life Update by Count of Flanders

l-ron-hubbard-small.pngLadies and gentlemen, it is time to announce my full conversion and divine dedication to our savior’s teachings.  The founder of Dianetics and Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard‘s teachings have fully-engulfed my every fiber of being.  It is time to pass-on my knowledge to every single living organism on this wretched hell-of-a-planet called Earth.

Please send me your thoughts immediately that you’re ready to convert.  It’s not too late.  You can be saved.  Post a comment or send us an email.  Do it now.  You can make a difference.  It is up to us to change the world.

I shall return with more teachings…

3 thoughts on “Life Update by Count of Flanders

  1. If L.Ron Hubbard was so divine…

    Why did the movie, “Battle Field Earth” suck sweaty balls?

    Just a simple question from one that wishes to learn the ways of enlightenment and Lord Xeno.

  2. Just as George Lucas defends his new Star Wars saga (namely Jar-Jar, for which I agree with most that was an excellent addition to the franchise), Battlefield Earth is the greatest movie adapted from a novel.

    You need to schedule a meeting with a Clear and their supervisor to truly gain an understand the power we possess over the mind and bank.

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