Subject: I realized I was in love.
Amaze her with your new, gigantic tool between your legs. http://liesonkeeng.com/
Who’s point of view is this from? Did this email come from a girl who realized she was in love because of a gigantic tool between some douchebag’s legs? Or, did some guy realize that his new-found gigantic tool cause a girl to fall in love with him?
Either way, it doesn’t matter.
I want to point out that if you are a guy who once had a small penis but now has a gigantic one, girls will not love you. You will always be remembered as the small-penis guy who had low self esteem and almost killed himself to gain a larger penis guy.