(Midget Porn) Hot Lard Mad Lib Volume #8 (Midget Porn)

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It’s time for another Hot Lard mad lib. Where we take all of the search terms of damnation and lust you group of anal assassins have come up with to find our cult web site of enlightenment and truth. And make them into a cute story of puppies, fluffy bunnies and crack whores with large black dildos rammed up their anal regions. (Shiver)

But this time around I decided to mix things up a bit. Instead of another boring story you can read to your illegitimate children. I used them in the form of a drivers test. The Iowa drivers exam to be exact. Why Iowa you say? I figured they have been shielded long enough  from you freaks and should be brought into the fold to suffer right along with the rest of us.

Once again how this works is, the bold and sick words are the ones you anus grabbers loyal readers have come up with. So remember…. Don’t blame me,  because you fucking wrote this!

Enjoy

Midget Porn takes a drivers test

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Iowa Drivers and anal puke Exam

Below are fat woman that you need to pound heavily to be able to receive your Iowa crack pipe for the purpose of operation gay midget porn on state and national carpet munchers and vanessa hudgens. A passing score of dickchop must be obtained to pass this bloodrayne porn. Failure to do so will result in gay rape and anal leakage. This is not an open shart test. So no hot midget women should be present during testing. If the mullet babe is caught cheating during test, they will be immediately gagged with large cock and will have to repeat the ass torture.

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Please look over the demotivational posters carefully and choose the slutty catholic girls you believe to be the best bukkaki to each one. If you get stuck on a double D crack whore, simply move onto the next fat Russian hooker and come back to it if cum gargling allows. In the case of a girl on toilet or sudden doctor anal probe, please alert the Nigerian porn/prostitute of your situation so they may ass rape a nun with a bottle.

Good Luck

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1. When approaching a 14yo pussy in the rain you should first.

A. Look at hot porn

B. Experience fat people ass sex

C. Explain the advantages of man on man midget porn

D. All of the above

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2. If you reach a jamie lynn spears at the same time as a chester the molester you should.

A. Hide from the fat angry woman.

B. Spread “butt cum” on her face.

C. Share your santa clause porn sex with all.

D. All of the above

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3. At what speed is it safe to anal finger a whore with your bad teeth?

A. 55mph

B. 65mph

C. At any speed the rectal smell is not affected.

D. All of the above.

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4. When traveling with large amounts of Wisconsin mudflap anal it is best to check your fat preteens for.

A. underinflated double fudgey boobs

B. Large amounts of corn porn

C. Youtube animal porn in your rearview mirror

D. All of the Above

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5. When snowing you should check your “redneck reindeer” and lard whores for which of the following.

A. Unruly gay vampires.

B. The occasional tard pussy

C. Over inflated man boobs

D. All of the above

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6. When is it best to bust a nut while fat gay midgets puke on lorena bobbit.

A. Anytime gay ass rape is involved.

B. As soon as the anal probe is inserted.

C. Only upon seeing your sister naked.

D. All of the above

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7. When passing a wang wang midget that is having a public blowjob party with nude diaper wearing redneck mullet retards and upskirt nuns who have large blue vein boobs, you should look for.

A. Ass raping fat ohio state fans

B. Gang initiation during vampire midget porn.

C. Out of control my little pony cum shots.

D. All of the above

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8. If you cross a scary retard while they are looking at the fat boobs of puke covered teens you must immediately remove the coke bottle up her ass with which one of these.

A. A cum drinking barney doll.

B. A midget anal finder

C. Fat tards farting in their diapers.

D. All of the above

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9. When faced with a head on child molester mustache you should.

A. Warn all passengers that anal hurts

B. Ask for forgiveness for fist fucking a retard

C. Shoot your wad on the closes cum whore you can find

D. All of the above

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10. What type of Rainbow Bright porn would you use when ass hammering a dead cat and gay redneck with your anal smashing mad alligator of love?

A. It would have to be a anal loving coke bottle

B. Make sure the anal whore is in the correct position.

C. Ask the Brokeback Mountain Cowboys if they would like to lick the cheese off the head of a dick.

D. All of the abo…. You know, if you answered D to any of these questions you are one sick fuck!

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This completes the Ass Master portion of the granny midget porn. Please remove the bloody dildo from your fat ass and take it up to the chinese fat ass slut. You will be instructed on football gay porn and usa slut cum puke for the funny midgets portion of the test. If you have any questions on fat people in swimsuits or celebrities in diapers you will need to refer them to the redneck crack whores of the mirror sniffing women porn division.

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