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Let me make this perfectly clear….. I HATE SOCCER!!!
There is absolutely nothing whatsoever that interests me about this sport .
I wrote a post some time back about American Football and how great it is. In this post I made a few quick comments about soccer and its fans and how I felt about this grab ass sport. I received several comments from menstruating soccer fans about what a great sport soccer was and all the positive things that come along with it, like…
Ummmmmmmm… Well I guess urine bombs and riots pretty much sums it up.
What most of the soccer fans tried to get past me was that I really didn’t hate soccer… I just didn’t understand it. Well soccer fan let me get this through to you… YES I DO! I understand that it is one of the most God-awful boring ass sports on the planet.
If I was forced to choose between prison rape or soccer… I’d …… Well…… Hmmmmmm….. Well I’d ….. Geesh , I guess I would have to…… I’m sure I could just watch a little bit of soc……… Would I have to kiss the prisoner?
Now just in case some of you out there are still not clear on my true feelings about soccer. I have come up with some motivational posters directed solely towards your sport.
Click on each poster for a better look.
The poster above is the real deal I’m not making it up.